• Me: You remind me of my Chinese friend
  • Friend: Who?
  • Me: Ug Lee

did-you-kno:

It’s called the border between heaven and earth.

(via haave-you-met-ted)

lordcockington:

I wrote a haiku

About how my butt really

Hurts right now goddamn.

on double dates and pineapples on pizza

(Source: honeysucculents, via mymixedtapeforher)

omfg

(Source: lovelylops, via sososleepless)

Holidays hurry up and get here!

Lying on my bed thinking about food and food and buying new jeans and tumblr while my lecture recordings drone away in the background

Dear exams, I want a divorce.

(Source: , via beastinbed)

When your siblings are being punished and you’re not

sodamnrelatable:

So you just sit there and watch the show

image

(Source: kanguskhan)

matthejew:

fuck